It's a rough life being a Storm trooper. You're constantly being ordered around by your superiors. You're at risk of being Force-choked by Darth Vader at any moment. Despite all the blaster training, you can't hit the broad side of a Hutt at point-blank range. But the worst part? You're *always* surrounded by other Storm troopers. A little privacy would be nice.
When you're a Sith Lord, it's best to be alert at all times. That's why Vader drinks his dark roast from this Darth Vader Helmet Mug. Why? Because it holds 24 glorious ounces of liquid fuel. Of course, once he's got the helmet on, it requires some complicated maneuvering and a straw. But, as you know, great coffee's worth the work.
On a rare day off, we imagine a Storm trooper would enjoy some precious alone time. A day without armor? Heck, yes. Brew a large pot of coffee, put the feet up (sans boots), and enjoy some Netflix. And so that he (or she) doesn't have to keep jumping up to go fetch more coffee, this Storm trooper Helmet Mug. You see, it holds 24 glorious ounces of your beverage of choice, so there's less moving around and more sitting on the day of rest. Sorry, FitBit, but those Death Star passageways are enough steps for the entire month.
We truly believe we make some of the most innovative products in the world,
and we want to make sure we back that up with a risk-free ironclad 45 day guarantee.
If you don't have a positive experience for ANY reason, we will do WHATEVER it takes to make sure you are 100% satisfied with your purchase.
Buying items online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is absolute ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out. If you don't like it, no hard feelings we'll make it right.
We have 24/7/365 Ticket and Email Support. Please contact us if you need assistance.